Randomness Part I: Alternative Endings to Stupid Movies

Alternative Ending to Mulan II:

Because Mushu stopped the wedding to the Qui-Gong prince, the alliance is never formed and the Mongols desecrate China. The camera pans out to show Ling's severd smiling head. Sad Chinese music plays as cherry blossom petels circle in the wind around smiling head. Credits roll up over this scene.

Alternative Ending to Peter Pan II:

Wendy's daughter flies dramatically over the water to free the lost boys from the pirate ship. She is dragged under water by the tenticles of the giant octopus and eaten. Close up on Captain Hook's horrified face. (hand and hook held up to face in shock with his mustache curling up) "The End" pops up in bloody letters.

Alternative Ending to What Lies Beneath:

As the audience is trying to figure out the twist, the dog comes down the stairs in a dress. Movie fades out on Harrison Ford's shocked face. Credits roll up.