LING: This shit is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
BARNEY: Hey! You stole my voice ANd my line!
*Barney sues Ling*
GWEN STEFANI: Actually Barney, that's MY line - from MY song!
*Gwen sues Barney*
BARNEY: Oh, yeah? Well you stole that one song from "Fiddler on the Roof"!
*Tevye sues Gwen Stefani*
TEVYE:*singing with that weird Tevye shimmy* Now I am a rich man, idle didle didle diddle diddle diddle deedle dum, since I sued that Gwen Stefani bitch, idle deedle didle didle dum.
Yeah, there's a bit of randomness that only Tiff and I can understand.
As for my day today, I did practically nothing. Oh, I checked out eharmony.com, only to find that it sucks. Well, maybe it's great for some, but not me. I'm just sick of meeting people at school, or at clubs, or whatever, just to have it all crumble apart in my hands. I don't know what the problem is. I'm smart, attractive, and fun. (Nothing wrong with saying that if you don't take yourself seriously) But I just can't find a guy that I can last with. They always either become obsessed or our spark just totally fades away. I want a LONG TERM relationship! Not the short lived ones always have. I always thought going to a website for that kind of thing was beyond lame. But, I dunno, I guess it was my lame ass lonely Valentines Day spent doing Homework while babysitting that pushed me to do it. It set me up with four guys. A personal trainer, who was alright, but really shared none of my interests, a dork who said he was 24 and had never had a girlfriend, an anime geek (not a normal anime fan. an anime geek) which would not be for me at all, and some other guy who I'm not so sure about. I guess I'll just have to continue meeting people the old fashion way. Hopefully one day I'll meet a guy who is neither indifferent, nor obsessive. A nice normal guy.
I know that no ones "ideal" mate really exists. Ther's always differences and flwas. But just for fun, since everyone has an image of perfection in their mind about a mate, here's mine:
He has dark, thick hair.
He has beautiful eyes. Preferably brown, but I don't really care what color.
His skin is clear, creamy and smooth, and he is at least more tan than I am.
He does NOT have that typical hot guy look that all the girls are going for right now. He's got something interesting about his face - not perfect. Like a scar, or a pronounced nose or something. In his face is character. NOT perfection!
He's not too much taller than me.
He's NOT beefy. He's not digustingly scrawney. He's thin slim and trim, but I still feel secure in his arms. He's healthy and in decent shape.
He pampers me, but isn't overly mushy
He makes me feel secure and protected.
He doesn't let anybody treat me badly.
There is no questioning that I am his, but he doesn't own me, because he is mine as much as I'm his.
He gets jealous of other guys in a flattering and sexy way, but not in an obsessive way.
He takes care of me, and I support him.
He is sucessful: doctor, lawyer, businessman, ect. But he has an appreciation for my child like side and likes to have fun with me.
He is kind, sweet and patient with me; but doesn't mind the occasional healthy bickering... we always make up. ;)
Oh, Yeah. He's clean shaven. Facial hair is gross! Except on Sawyer... yummy....
Yeah well, I know I'll never find that guy exactly. But I can always keep looking for something remotely close.
Well, I guess I'll go to bed now. I have to go to alli Schwartz birthday party tomorrow, (she's 4 now) and I have the cutest little Barbie mermaid dress up thing or whatever it is for her. I really hope she likes it.